I've finally found my candidate...



...finally! No more searching, thinking, and researching. If I'm going to go nucking futs anyway, I'll go with this guy!

3 comments:

JP Burke said...

At least we don't have to check his religion.

briwei said...

And we'd have the added bonus of going mad from his speeches. Then none of it would matter. Personally, when I go mad, I hope to have the delusion that I am a swashbuckling pirate. I'd even get a cutlass.

Bull said...

Yaaaaarrrrr! Avast ye scurvy shoggoth!