LOLitics: Turmover

Dear Regimists,

Regimites? Whatever. LOLitics can haz a new home! And iz here. KTHX!
DearSomething is having some behavioral issues and until it grows up it's on timeout (get it? It's a website...).

But I'm glad LOLitics haz new home. So what are LOLitics? It's easy: I give you a picture of a presidential candidate (mostly from the primaries we've been thoroughly enjoying) and you express what that candidate feels through the art of LOLspeak. Fact: All politicians speak like cats from the intertubes when they are not in public.

You cap it, I decide the winner. How is a winner decided, you ask? However I feel like deciding a winner whenever I feel like deciding it.



Enjoy,
-Derek

11 comments:

Maggie said...

Red phonez is so teh 80's. I gets da emailz at 3 amz.

Dr. Momentum said...

OHAI. I FIXED UR VOTR TURNOUTS PROBLEM.

Maggie said...

LOL. I vote for James'.

Julie said...

U can calls me anytime. 3, 4, whenevers. I haz secrterry.

Mike said...

VOTE FER ME
I DO MORE BISICKLE CRUNCHS DEN HILLRY

Dr. Momentum said...

I think the last word of mine is unnecessary. I would like to re-edit it as:

OHAI. I FIXED UR VOTR TURNOUTS.

Huzzah70 said...

Aks ur dokter if "yezwekan" iz rite fur yew.*

*Side effects may include an overblown expectation of new national unity.

Abacquer said...

I HAZ A HYPE.

Julie said...

I IZ DREEMY <3 <3 <3

DRock said...

IN LEED AND I HAZ A BLACK!

WHITESOUTHERN'MERICA: OH NOES!!!

Mike said...

ALL YUR CAUCUS R BELONG TO US