Don't Do It, Ted

Dear Ted Kennedy,

Don't you quit on us now. This country, and more specifically, this state, needs you and your near invincibility, and presumed immortality. At least until November, granted we get ourselves some Democrat action.

Look, a seizure is nothing. You cheated death in a plane crash, car accident, and your family curse.

I'm glad we had this talk, get well soon.



Maggie said...

Yesterday's headlines about Kennedy were scaring the crap out of me -- they all looked like obituaries, and the articles were tributes.

Hey, Media, save it for when the man is dead! If you have nothing to say, pull your fingers away from the keyboard.

I think Ted's going to be around a long time. I hope.