Dear Regiticians,
Strap your LOLitically Incorrect hats, for we have a very "speshul" LOLitics to play. The current LOLitics is still quite active! But I pose a challenge: to fill in 1 word. Let's begin with the LOLphrase and it's English translation:
English: Good day Sir/Ma'am. I have a [personality trait]/[tangible object] I would like for you to see. Bear with me a moment... Oh yes, here is my [personality trait]/[tangible object]. I hope you enjoyed it.
LOLspeak: Mai [blank], Let me showz u it...
Mai irresponzibilities, Let me showz u it...
I 
Bon apetit,
-Derek
21 comments:
Mai funniest liberal wiretaps transcripts, Let me showz u it
Oops - that's more than one word.
Sooreez
"blood-soaked hands"
Not LOLspeak but it seemed appropriate.
manicure
(I don't know how to say it in lolcat)
Oh, blood-soaked hands is good. (I guess that's why he needed the manicure.)
Mai fake id, let me showz u it.
I can't even think straight when I look at him. He's a war criminal and he makes me feel ill. I'm with Mike. "blood-soaked hands" may not be LOLspeak, but it's the most appropriate caption.
I feel bad being in my own "contest" but I can't resist this one:
Mai malfeasance, let me showz u it.
And making "Blood-soaked hands" into LOL speak is easy. Just pretend your GDub when you're spelling:
Blud-soked handz!
Okay, disgusting sexist one:
Mah tinee penuss, let me showz you it.
Well Maggie, that could easily be modified into:
Mai ova-compensashun-wif-misiles,
Let me showz u it...
Now it's only implicitly sexist, therefore not offensive!
Mai vacnt smurk, let me show u it.
Ooooh! More non-sequitury:
May brale skillz, let me showz u demz
Brian's "brale skillz" is my favorite.
Mai Dossn's Crick trappr kippr, let me showz u it.
mai decider, let me showz it to u
I HAZ A BOOK
mai retirement, let me showz u it
Nu constitooshun, let me showz u it.
Not in LOLspeak, but:
The wheels on the bus go round and round... round and round... round and round.
I drawd a flip-book.
Mai durtee pikshers, Let me showz u it.
I love all of these, but this is my favorite, from Mike:
Nu constitooshun, let me showz u it.
(But Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper and Funniest Liberal Wiretaps Transcripts both made me LOL.)
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