LOLitics: "Speshul" Edishin!

Dear Regiticians,

Strap your LOLitically Incorrect hats, for we have a very "speshul" LOLitics to play. The current LOLitics is still quite active! But I pose a challenge: to fill in 1 word. Let's begin with the LOLphrase and it's English translation:


English: Good day Sir/Ma'am. I have a [personality trait]/[tangible object] I would like for you to see. Bear with me a moment... Oh yes, here is my [personality trait]/[tangible object]. I hope you enjoyed it.

LOLspeak: Mai [blank], Let me showz u it...


And the challenge is for you LOLiticians to supply 1 word to fill in the blank. With respect to the image below, here is an example:

Mai irresponzibilities, Let me showz u it...

I think know you'll enjoy:



Bon apetit,
-Derek

21 comments:

JP Burke said...

Mai funniest liberal wiretaps transcripts, Let me showz u it

JP Burke said...

Oops - that's more than one word.

Sooreez

Mike said...

"blood-soaked hands"

Not LOLspeak but it seemed appropriate.

Julie said...

manicure

(I don't know how to say it in lolcat)

Julie said...

Oh, blood-soaked hands is good. (I guess that's why he needed the manicure.)

Maggie said...

Mai fake id, let me showz u it.

I can't even think straight when I look at him. He's a war criminal and he makes me feel ill. I'm with Mike. "blood-soaked hands" may not be LOLspeak, but it's the most appropriate caption.

DRock said...

I feel bad being in my own "contest" but I can't resist this one:

Mai malfeasance, let me showz u it.

And making "Blood-soaked hands" into LOL speak is easy. Just pretend your GDub when you're spelling:

Blud-soked handz!

Maggie said...

Okay, disgusting sexist one:

Mah tinee penuss, let me showz you it.

DRock said...

Well Maggie, that could easily be modified into:

Mai ova-compensashun-wif-misiles,
Let me showz u it...

Now it's only implicitly sexist, therefore not offensive!

briwei said...

Mai vacnt smurk, let me show u it.

briwei said...

Ooooh! More non-sequitury:

May brale skillz, let me showz u demz

Mike said...

Brian's "brale skillz" is my favorite.

Julie said...

Mai Dossn's Crick trappr kippr, let me showz u it.

JP Burke said...

mai decider, let me showz it to u

Mike said...

I HAZ A BOOK

Julie said...

mai retirement, let me showz u it

Mike said...

Nu constitooshun, let me showz u it.

AbsolutSara said...

Not in LOLspeak, but:

The wheels on the bus go round and round... round and round... round and round.

Maggie said...

I drawd a flip-book.

Bull said...

Mai durtee pikshers, Let me showz u it.

Maggie said...

I love all of these, but this is my favorite, from Mike:

Nu constitooshun, let me showz u it.

(But Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper and Funniest Liberal Wiretaps Transcripts both made me LOL.)